Monday, October 12, 2009

A Conversation About Star Wars

ME: Jake, this weekend your dad is taking you a place where they have Star Wars characters. Isn't that cool?

JAKE: Mom, you know they're just pretend right. You know the Star Wars characters aren't real, right?

ME: Oh, yes. I do know that honey.

JAKE: Just checking.

ME: It's still cool to meet them though, right? [Hoping he's not completely jaded, because for God's sake he's not even SIX. What's next? Santa?]

JAKE: Yes, totally.

Phew.

Jake returns from visiting Star Wars characters.

ME: Oh, so you met Mace Windu and a Clone Trooper?


JAKE: Yeah, it was so cool.

ME: Did you know that Mace Windu is the Baddest Jedi in the Planet? [Mace Windu is played by Samuel L. Jackson.]

JAKE: He's not bad, Mom.

ME: He's baaaaad.

JAKE: No, he's not.

ME: When it comes to Mace Windu, bad means good.

JAKE: Huh? [Child looks at me, perplexed]

How do you explain to child that Mace Windu is the Baddest Motherfucking Jedi on the Planet?

3 comments:

  1. My ss would LOVE that place! Last year, he was Commander Fox and my husband was Jango Fett for Halloween...they are sort-of obsessed.
    Not sure I would explain the bad ass mofo thing though.....star wars morality issues get so complicated!

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  2. It was actually at the Pottery Barn Kids in the mall near our house. - some sort of marketing thing. Sounds like your family is as star wars obsessed as mine. My 7-month-old baby girl is going to be yoda for halloween!

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  3. Okay, I'm not into Star Wars, but that picture is so cute! He looks like he's in his glory.

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